“Okay, the plane's coming in for a landing. Open the hangar doors.” Whether you were Mum, Dad, or just babysitting, you’d make the aeroplane noises as the spoon full of asparamush headed for Junior’s mouth.…

Abysmal, weak-willed, unwatchable, disgraceful, no desire: these were just some of the terms used to describe Sunday's performance from Arsenal against Liverpool at Anfield.  Arsenal's showing was summarised by Robbie Lyle and most fans on…

I'm going to tell you a story about myself that has nothing to do with football, per se. I'm going to tell it anyway, so I can then discuss this thing between Arsenal Fan TV and Gary Neville, or more importantly, the irrationality behind it.…