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Jonathan Brown

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Rubbish Transfers On A Credit Card
20:35 Monday 30th January 2012

I never imagined that when writing about football I would be able to draw parallels between the beautiful game and ‘refuse collection' or, if you want to speak a language that is non-PC then ‘Bin Day'.Now usually my blogs have an introduction…

Lets Play The Blame Game
15:12 Monday 23rd January 2012

It's always someone else's fault these days isn't it? Turn on the television and you're confronted with adverts advising "Trip or fall at work? Your shoelaces were un-done? Toe nail too long? Then sue your employer!" Watch the news on the economy…

"Beep Beep" - Balotelli Saves Darlington
12:48 Wednesday 18th January 2012

“Beep Beep” or “Der Der Der Der Der De De De” Ahh the text message, surely after a Cadbury's Double Decker it is easily one of life's little pleasures ... or it used to be as a text message to my mobile phone usually means the following; how…

QPR 'Finish' Colin before Valentines Day...
20:44 Tuesday 10th January 2012

I always feel that January is traditionally a month that's awash with trepidation of erstwhile loathsome customs; first of all there is the Bella Emberg amount of personal debt that I somehow have to negotiate through, although I feel that…

The FA Cup: Sponsored By Apathy
02:30 Wednesday 4th January 2012

Well, that's it for another year.I am often left contemplating why we all celebrate the New Year at all, other than Todd Carty's hilarious performance on Dancing on Ice in 2009- January is a month which notoriously succeeds in failing to drag…

Mr Chips and Venky's Chicken
22:07 Tuesday 13th December 2011

You know you're getting old when another year passes and you begin to reminisce about how great the ‘old days' were when the reality is they were very much like Roy Wegerle; distinctively average.In the fan-dangled technological era of IPods',…

Friends Without Benefits
17:48 Tuesday 29th November 2011

I have never been able to comprehend why people don't understand the importance of football and indeed its meaning to the people that go to games religiously.This most infuriating and partly fulfilling of sports holds a fist like grip upon…

Cobbled Up Story
00:53 Thursday 24th November 2011

Well... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it's nearly that that time of the year again, up and down the land the usual Z list celebrities will be out in force for the first time in twelve months as Britain endures yet another season of…

The Nearly Winners... England's Euro 2005 U19's
22:04 Wednesday 16th November 2011

There are two certainties in my life, the first being that I am an atrocious time keeper, and secondly I have a tendency to forget things with consummate ease which I regard as unimportant.Being a male it doesn't take the intellect of Dr Stephen…