Every season tells a new story. Sometimes it's the same tale with different characters, a bit like Baz Luhrman's Romeo and Juliet with a gangsta culture backdrop. People remember when Rafael Benitez took the reins at Chelsea, outraging…

Grown men being hauled off the pitch by Mark Noble. Indignant, vociferous fans crowding around the directors' box. A coin purportedly thrown at David Gold. One fan, intoxicated by the lunacy, commandeering a corner flag and galloping…

In 1844, Alexandre Dumas (père) wrote a novel about vengeance centered on two conjoined brothers separated at birth but who still felt each other's pain. It was titled The Corsican Brothers. Cheech and Chong lampooned it on film in 1984. The…